"Someone smells like salad!"

My friend and I were talking about hair conditioning, which reminded her about something. In highschool, she had a crush on her neighbor who was old enough to drive. One day, she asked him to carpool to school. When they were sitting around in gym class, he bellowed out, "Who smells like salad?" Let's just say that was the last time she conditioned her hair with mayonnaise. On that note, I am more than willing to pay the price for a pleasant-smelling conditioner.