Woe is me, the big sister.

I announce to my brothers, "Hey, don't feel like going out tonight."

 

Bro #1 says without a flinch, "That's ok."

 

Bro #2 pipes us in disagreement, "No, we need her to drive us."

 

Bro #1 insists, "Oh yeah...  You have to at least drop off us and pick us up at the bar tonight."

 

I respond, "Oh, I see why you invite me to come out with you guys."

 

Woe is me, the big sister.

 

Later I tell my little brother, "I'm only coming out because you are."

 

Bro #3 exclaimed, "I'm only going out because you guys are."

 

My lil bro turned 21 recently, so I want to hang out, but I think I'm getting too old for this.

 

Woe is me, the big sister.