Quote of the Day

She says to me, "My best* asset is my ass," to which I respond, "No pun intended, right?" On another day, I say to someone else, "My best* asset is my smile." When I smile, that is. I have also received compliments on my derriere as well, but I beg to differ. The disparity between what other people like versus what one sees in oneself can be bewildering sometimes. As people say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

*Note: I modified this blog post, where I replaced the word "biggest" with "best". I may have misquoted, otherwise it didn't sound nice.