Ex-vending machine junkie

I'm sorry to say that I used to survive off snacks from a vending machine, especially through the two years of b-school. I quit cold turkey on the junk food since graduation. Lately, I started carpooling with my brother to work. Earlier this week, my bro was late in picking me up due to traffic. It was cold and windy in LA, so I scampered back inside to the breakroom. My coworker had been chowing down on a bag of Funyuns the other day, so it sounded good to me at that very moment. Unfortunately, the vending machine was full, but there was no Funyuns. Here's a new tagline, "No fun without Funyuns" (or is this an old tagline?). Regardless, this must be a sign...